Wounded Cowboys

As a Texans fan, it makes me feel a bit warm inside posting this list of additions and subtractions the last week has caused the Cowboys. Feel free to add anything I might have missed.

Losses -

1. Matt Mcbriar (Punter) - Put on Injured Reserve, ending his season on Tuesday.
2. Felix Jones (Runningback/Kick Returner) - Out for a few weeks with a tender hammy. He's played real fuckin' good so far this season.
3. Tony Romo (Quarterback) - Out until their bye in week 10. Brett Favre called him today and said something along the lines of "What's wrong pussy?"
4. First, Third and Sixth round draft choices in 2009.
5. Adam "Pacman" Jones (Cornerback) - 'Goodell - "What did I tell you about breathing Pacman?"'
6. Dignity

Gains -

1. Roy Williams (Wide Reciever)- Apparently safety Roy Williams is extremely pissed.
2. Sam Paulescu (Punter) - This guy is now the happiest man in the world
3. Seventh round pick from the Lions - Sounds promising
4. A .500 Season
5. A whole bunch of shit from the media

Somebody pinch me